An apple an hour gives you superpower

An apple a minute – that’s quite stressful, i’n’it?

An apple a second – that’s really fecund

An apple a year, like Shakespeare’s King Lear

An apple a week – if you are a freak…

«An apple a decade», advises the mermaid

An apple a month (is not a good idea…)

An apple a week, if you adore pique

An apple a decade (if perfectly mislayed)

An apple a century – just in penitentiary

An apple for Seppl, for this he will rappel

An apple for Seppl, but not in the chapel!

Ein Apfel am Tag, da krissu ‘n Schlag